House M.D. (TV Series)

It's a Wonderful Lie (2008)

Jennifer Hall: Melanie

Quotes 

• [Melanie is a prostitute] 

  Melanie : No rash on my labia. Do you need to take a look?

  Dr. Gregory House : I'm saving my money for a Red Ryder BB gun.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Melanie]  You have strep.

  Melanie : Is it contagious?

  Dr. Gregory House : Only for the next 24 hours as long as you take the antibiotics.

  Melanie : How contagious?

  Dr. Gregory House : Take a personal day.

  Melanie : I can't.

  Dr. Gregory House : I'll write your pimp a note.

  Melanie : My pimp?

  Dr. Gregory House : You're tested for AIDS every three months and... your necklace.

  Melanie : Prostitutes wear religious symbols?

  Dr. Gregory House : I think they just like kneeling. You don't have the skin of a seaman, the fingers of an archer, the clothes of a merchant or the attitude of an ex-con. So, just leaves one left.

  Melanie : Mmm... Two actually.

  [gives House a flirtatious smile] 

  Melanie : But I'm not a child, am I?