Psych (TV Series)

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead (2008)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

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Quotes 

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [mocking Shawn after his phone is muted]  Look at me, look at me, I love my hair! I can make obscure '80s references that nobody understands. Laugh at me, ha ha ha! Hey, know something about me? I have a motorcycle, but I never seem to be riding it!

• Shawn Spencer : [points to a Confederate Flag]  What is wrong with this flag?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Everything.

  Shawn Spencer : Besides that.

• Shawn Spencer : Come on, dude! I honestly had no idea he was going to be pulling a corpse from the ground.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Don't worry about it, Shawn. I honestly didn't know I was going to be putting my foot in your ass. Life's full of surprises.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Great. Now we got a mummy on the loose, and the son of a bitch knows how to drive a stick?

• Shawn Spencer : Then meet us at the museum.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : [groans]  Why can't they just meet us at a well-lit Starbucks?

  Shawn Spencer : One more time, buddy. For justice.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Lexin glass case that houses it is worth more.

  Shawn Spencer : Lexin glass?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah. It's bulletproof.

  Shawn Spencer : Well, it would have to be in case the guns decide to fire themselves.

  [scoffs] 

  Shawn Spencer : Lexin glass!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What? That's common knowledge, Shawn. People know that.

  Shawn Spencer : Who? People in Charlton Heston's house?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah... and your mama.

• Shawn Spencer : Come on, man. This is gonna be good for you. Walk to me. Face your fears.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time.

  Shawn Spencer : Facts and logic are in the corner of the guy who thinks he's gonna get his face melted off?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not hearing it, Shawn.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : That says "photo by Bruton Gaster".

  Shawn Spencer : Well, I gave them the info when I was driving through a tunnel so that probably played a role.

• Shawn Spencer : I told you to charge that phone.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You did not.

  Shawn Spencer : I didn't? Does thinking it count?

• [a van Shawn and Gus have been chasing crashes] 

  Shawn Spencer : Whoever they are, they're - they're not moving. They're incapacitated. They could be hurt, maybe even dead.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Maybe undead.

  Shawn Spencer : They might need our help.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Or our internal organs.

• Shawn Spencer : Come on, man! Haven't you ever wanted to spend the night in a museum? You know, do it up with all the stuffed creatures and the bones?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, Shawn, I haven't. I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush. I don't have any of my multivitamins. And oh, yeah, I don't want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an Egyptian canal digger!