Psych (TV Series)

Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : [as Shawn is on stage explaining the crime]  Wait, wait, wait, wait. This doesn't make any sense. Gregor was already dead.

  Shawn Spencer : Do I come down to your office and bother you when you're working?

  Carlton Lassiter : All the time.

  Shawn Spencer : That's fair.

• Carlton Lassiter : You don't remember where you were this afternoon?

  Hassenfeffer : It was yellow... and boring.

  Juliet O'Hara : Are we talking about a restaurant?

  Hassenfeffer : I don't know. Maybe. Just write down that it was lame.

• Secret : Is that the same suit?

  Carlton Lassiter : Yes, okay? It is! I can get more than one wearing out of a suit in a work week.

  Secret : It's the same tie...

  Carlton Lassiter : Get out of here!

• Hassenfeffer : I do like that jacket.

  Carlton Lassiter : Really?

  Hassenfeffer : Somewhere, a transient is shivering in the night.

• Shawn Spencer : How's it going, crimefighters?

  Juliet O'Hara : Well, they're not very forthcoming... or bright.

  Carlton Lassiter : One of them could not confirm the correct spelling of his own name.

• Shawn Spencer : Do you suspect foul play?

  Carlton Lassiter : Not really. There's no one here with an IQ over 40.

• Juliet O'Hara : Guys, we don't have time for this.

  Shawn Spencer : I know, and that's why I'm here to offer our services.

  Carlton Lassiter : I'd rather shower with a bear.

• [after Shawn finishes explaining how the murders happened] 

  Carlton Lassiter : [holding up handcuffs]  So, what do I do with these?

  Shawn Spencer : Nothing. I guess what I'm saying is, you're all free to leave.