House M.D. (TV Series)

Frozen (2008)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. James Wilson : [Wilson's going on a lunch date]  Are you going to follow me into my car?

  Dr. Gregory House : It's got two doors.

  Dr. James Wilson : Okay, look, the reason I haven't told you is...

  [runs out the hospital] 

• Dr. Cate Milton : How bad is the insomnia? Let me quantify that, do you drink two or three Scotches before passing out in front of the TV?

  Dr. Gregory House : You are so far off. It's bourbon!

• Dr. Gregory House : [trying to figure out who Wilson is dating]  There's only about twelve people we both know. I can't remember five of their names... So we're down to Cuddy, your ex-wives...

  Dr. James Wilson : Your momma!

• Dr. James Wilson : Are you okay?

  Dr. Gregory House : It's a valid medical question.

  Dr. James Wilson : I have never heard you ask a patient that question. You've never asked me that question and you've seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk.

• Thirteen : [to House]  This is a game? First, we have to screw with our co-worker and now we have to try to figure out what you want us to say? This is insane. I'm not playing.

  Dr. Gregory House : Right. You should've said this two days ago. Do not play games with me. Number one, you're going to lose, you're just not ready. Number two, the game was to force you to stop playing games. I need you to stand up to me. Challenge me. I need you to stop worrying about getting fired. Go pay for my cable.

• Dr. Gregory House : Slippery slope. Today, we withhold porn, tomorrow, it's clean bandages.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : We should send her outside.

  Dr. Gregory House : Right, just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital.

• Dr. Allison Cameron : I am not giving you cable. You're going to have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone.

  Dr. Gregory House : I'll be fine on Tuesdays.

• Dr. Gregory House : Come on, Cate. Let's get this over with.

  Dr. James Wilson : [hits the mute button]  You used her name.

  Dr. Gregory House : Just trying to move things along, Bob.

• Dr. Gregory House : Oh, great. I can't get cable, but I can get the South Pole on hi-def.

• Dr. Gregory House : I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to all 3 of his staff]  There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you!

  Thirteen : Cameron wasn't fired.

  Dr. Gregory House : Wrong!

• Dr. Gregory House : [about a patient with a potential UTI, possibly from too much sex]  Excessive Antarctic drilling. Bad for the environment, and the ladies.

• Dr. Gregory House : Why am I here? Because I want to ask you about your girlfriend. I must know who she is, or you'd have told me her name.

  Dr. James Wilson : She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. James Wilson : [about House's last patient]  But you don't care about her.

  Dr. Amber Volakis : [just coming into]  Of course not. House doesn't care about anyone.

  Dr. James Wilson : [to Amber]  Hi.

  Dr. Amber Volakis : [after kissing Wilson]  Sorry I'm late.

  Dr. Gregory House : [deeply surprised]  Cutthroat Bitch?

  Dr. James Wilson : I call her Amber. Was she on your list?

  [House looks astonished] 

• Dr. Cate Milton : I don't want to panic anyone.

  Dr. Gregory House : You don't like people. You hide on that ice cube so...

  Dr. Cate Milton : Stop projecting. You're anti-social, so you assume I'm anti-social.

  Dr. Gregory House : [rolls his eyes]  How about if I just get naked and you shut up?

  Dr. Cate Milton : If I thought I could get you naked, I would've led with that. You'd rather show me your soul than your leg.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cate as she does her physical exam]  Slide your hand to your sternum, probe for nodes. Moving slowly downward...

  Dr. Cate Milton : Down to what, House?

  Dr. Gregory House : Sorry. Can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing.

  Dr. Cate Milton : I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron]  Coma guy needs cable. Women's billiards is the only thing that's keeping him alive.

• Dr. Gregory House : Your theory is I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on. If that's what love is, then I don't wanna have anything to do with it.

  Dr. James Wilson : It starts with warm feet, but leads to other things. Your mom and I will explain when you're older.

• Dr. Cate Milton : We have a limited supply of medication and I'm not about to waste it.

  Dr. Gregory House : Last I checked, you had a limited supply of doctors.

  Dr. Cate Milton : Right before I got sick, one of my crew members severed his femoral artery. He needs the cefuroxime.

  Dr. Gregory House : Right. He called dibs.

• Dr. Cate Milton : [to House]  I can do the physical. There's no reason you need to watch.

  Dr. Gregory House : I can think of at least three reasons. One of them's medical.

  Dr. Cate Milton : Where are you? Not in your office.

  Dr. Gregory House : You're not in the hospital. No reason for me to be.

  Dr. Cate Milton : I am not undressing for you in your apartment.

  Dr. Gregory House : You're not in my apartment. You're three quarters of a world away. I promise not to get fresh.

  Dr. Cate Milton : I'm not taking off my clothes.

  Dr. Gregory House : One of us has to.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cate]  Wilson found signs of inflammation in your biopsy. That plus the two failing kidneys points to autoimmune disease. Probably SLE or vasculitis. Treatment for both is prednisone. Start with 100 milligrams...

  Dr. Cate Milton : Autoimmune is just your latest theory. Like cancer before that, and a kidney stone before.

  Dr. Gregory House : Take the prednisone. You'll get better. That'll be your confirmation.

  Dr. Cate Milton : You practice medicine like it's a fire sale. You've wasted antibiotics, X-rays...

  Dr. Gregory House : That was not a waste. We ruled out...

  Dr. Cate Milton : We have a crew member here who has asthma. If he has an episode after I've used up the prednisone, he'll die.

  Dr. Gregory House : There's a good chance he's going to die anyway since there won't be a doctor there to help him.

• Dr. Gregory House : She's annoying. Refused to take the antibiotics because 'other' people might need them.

  Dr. James Wilson : She said she cares about other people? What a poser.