The Simpsons (TV Series)
That '90s Show (2008)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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Bart Simpson : The Nineties? Never heard of it.
Homer Simpson : It was a wild decade. The Gulf War was over once and for all, a struggling artist named Matt Groening hit it big with Futurama, and young people had faith in their dreams thanks to a little show called Melrose Place.
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Marge Simpson : We wouldn't be in this mess if you just paid the heating bill.
Homer Simpson : I thought global warming would take care of it. Can't Al Gore do anything right?
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Homer Simpson : Oh, Elaine. Will you ever find someone who's spongeworthy?
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Marge Simpson : I've learned so much. Did you know that every president was a straight white male?
Homer Simpson : Even Walt Disney?
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Homer Simpson : I had finally achieved every rock star's dream: hating being famous.
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Homer Simpson : This place is nothing like Animal House. I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages... successfully!
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Marge Simpson : Professor August says that situational comedy is a dying artform.
Homer Simpson : You know what I say to that? No soup for you! Because I'm master of my domain... Newman!
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Homer Simpson : Give me a beer, Moe.
Moe : I don't serve alcohol anymore. This is a cigar bar now.
Homer Simpson : Fine. Cohiba me. Leave the humidor.
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Krusty the Clown : [after the oxygen bar he's in blows up] Oh, now where will I get my oxygen?
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Homer Simpson : [singing] Razorblade of apathy / Shave me with your irony / Shave me! / Shave me! / Shave me!