Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

You're Belinda (1999)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Wanda Sykes : You know what it is? We're on different levels when it comes to sex. Men are driven. They're motivated by sex. I think that's why there are still people walking around on this earth.

  Dr. Katz : That's very possible.

  Wanda Sykes : Yeah. But men still have that primitive thing in them where they're like: "Hey, we gotta make more people! We gotta make more people! We gotta make more people! We gotta make more people!" And women are like, you know, we're like caretakers, so we're like, "Hey, who the hell gonna take care of all these people? Get offa me! I got people to take care of!"

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Wanda Sykes : You know what the number one fantasy for most guys?

  Dr. Katz : No, what is that?

  Wanda Sykes : Two women at the same time. That's what they want. I think that's a bit lofty, if you ask me.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah...

  Wanda Sykes : 'Cause think about it: If they can't satisfy that one woman, why do they wanna piss off another one?

  Dr. Katz : It's ambitious.

  Wanda Sykes : Well, maybe some fellas are good lovers, maybe they deserve two women, maybe they do. But you know what? I think they should have to earn it. It should be earned. You know, like in a video game, you get so many points, you get an extra life?

  Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.

  Wanda Sykes : I think it should be the same thing with sex. You know, you're doing such a great job, she's like: "Oh! Oh! I can't take any more!" Ding! You get an extra woman!