- Mandy: Ooh.
- Lucas: You all right?
- Mandy: I cut myself.
- Lucas: Really?
- Mandy: Ooh, yeah, it's bleeding.
- Lucas: Ooh.
- Mandy: I'm gonna go sit down.
- Lucas: Uh, where does your grandma keep the first aid kit?
- Mandy: Uh, top shelf in the cabinet on the right.
- Lucas: Oh, I found it. I found it.
- [light dramatic music]
- Lucas: Unit one, we got a cut. We're coming in hot.
- [Mandy giggling]
- Lucas: Okay. Hey, eyes right here.
- Mandy: Okay.
- Lucas: Follow my finger. Eyes here.
- Mandy: I see you. It's not bleeding that bad.
- Lucas: No, no, don't look at it, just focus. All right, knock knock.
- [Mandy sighs]
- Mandy: Who's there?
- Lucas: Boo.
- Mandy: I've heard this one.
- [Mandy giggling]
- Lucas: Knock knock.
- Mandy: Who's there?
- Lucas: Boo.
- Mandy: Boo who?
- Lucas: Oh, hey, it's okay, you don't have to cry about it. Just a little cut, see? Everyone gotta have a go-to joke.
- Mandy: In case of emergencies.
- Lucas: That's right. Just like this. Look at that emergency. How's that?
- Mandy: It's great.
- Lucas: Mm hm.
- Mandy: Yeah, all better.
- [gentle music]
- Lucas: Heard any good jokes lately?
- [Mandy laughing]
- Mandy: Not off the top of my head.
- Lucas: Really?
- Mandy: No.
- Lucas: I seem to remember you being like really funny.
- Mandy: I'm not not funny.
- [Lucas laughing]
- Lucas: That was funny. I'm just saying, everyone's gotta have a go-to joke, right? Like in case of emergencies. Do you have an emergency joke?
- Mandy: I, okay, I did hear a joke recently, but it's like really bad.
- Lucas: Okay, like bad like cheesy or bad bad?
- Mandy: Oh like, it's a pun, so cheese city.
- Lucas: I love cheese, throw it at me.
- Mandy: I don't know.
- Lucas: No, you can't just dangle the carrot like that. Come on, let me hear it.
- [Mandy groaning]
- Mandy: What do you call a fake noodle? An imposta!
- [both laughing]
- Lucas: Wow.
- Mandy: I know.
- Lucas: That was a really good bad joke.
- Mandy: I tried to warn you.
- Lucas: You did, you did, thank you. Maybe a better warning next time.
- [Mandy laughing]