- Dom Irrera: [sitting on Dr. Katz's lap] You ever wash these ears, doc? Jeez. Doc, do you have an extra room in your house? I was thinkin' of movin' in. Is that inappropriate?
- Dr. Katz: Yes. It's inappropriate, it's unavailable, and no, I don't have an extra room.
- Dom Irrera: Well I'm not sleepin' with YOU. I'll relax, I'll play ball, I'll wrestle with ya, but I'm tellin' ya right now: You're not gonna get me in the sack.
- Dr. Katz: What is, what is your middle name?
- Dom Irrera: Eh, I don't wanna talk about it. It's ridiculous.
- Dr. Katz: What is it?
- Dom Irrera: "Orangutan Anus Hair". Dominick John "Orangutan Anus Hair" Irrera. You think it's silly, don't ya?
- Dr. Katz: [clears throat] I don't think it's silly at all. I think it's, I think it's unusual.
- Dom Irrera: It's very unusual.
- Dr. Katz: Yeah.
- Dom Irrera: "Orangutan Anus Hair!", they would call me.