Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Big TV (1999)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dom Irrera : [sitting on Dr. Katz's lap]  You ever wash these ears, doc? Jeez. Doc, do you have an extra room in your house? I was thinkin' of movin' in. Is that inappropriate?

  Dr. Katz : Yes. It's inappropriate, it's unavailable, and no, I don't have an extra room.

  Dom Irrera : Well I'm not sleepin' with YOU. I'll relax, I'll play ball, I'll wrestle with ya, but I'm tellin' ya right now: You're not gonna get me in the sack.

• Dr. Katz : What is, what is your middle name?

  Dom Irrera : Eh, I don't wanna talk about it. It's ridiculous.

  Dr. Katz : What is it?

  Dom Irrera : "Orangutan Anus Hair". Dominick John "Orangutan Anus Hair" Irrera. You think it's silly, don't ya?

  Dr. Katz : [clears throat]  I don't think it's silly at all. I think it's, I think it's unusual.

  Dom Irrera : It's very unusual.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Dom Irrera : "Orangutan Anus Hair!", they would call me.