Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Snow Day (1999)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dr. Katz : So they dictate the tempo and the pace of your life, these dogs?

  Merrill Markoe : Well, they've been moving meal time. Every day, they move meal time down another half an hour.

  Dr. Katz : Umm-hmm.

  Merrill Markoe : It used to be at, like at nine in the morning and now it's at 7:30 in the morning and they're trying to move it to seven.

  Dr. Katz : It's like the early-bird special, I think. That's what they're looking for.

  Merrill Markoe : I think they think that if they keep moving it a little bit each day earlier and earlier, there's some sort of a quantum physics moment where all meal times meet and it's all one continuous meal.

• Dana : I mean, I've been a comedian for a long, long time. And I always used to complain: "It's so stressful! It's such a stressful job. It's so stressful!" And then I thought, you know what, grow up. Is there ANY job that ISN'T stressful?

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Dana : I mean, what job out there doesn't stress you out of your mind? And then one night, I was actually performing and a guy shouted out, "Bingo caller!" And then I thought, "Okay, yeah, there's ONE. Bingo caller. ONE."

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Dana : And then I thought, no, wait a minute, Bingo caller? Every day, you go to work and have the hopes and dreams of helpless, countless and elderly people resting on your every move?

  [as old person] 

  Dana : "I-7, I need my medicine!"

  [as Bingo caller] 

  Dana : "N-3."

  [as old person] 

  Dana : "I hate you!"