- Dr. Bill Lee: Stupid emergency contact numbers, never should answered the damn phone.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Come on Doc it's not so bad.
- Dr. Bill Lee: That was my first vacation in 3 years, two weeks all inclusive nothin but surf sun and skimpy bikinis, far as the eye could see, and then, they beam me right out of the damn hotel room.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Looks like they did you a favor next time use a little sunblock alright?