Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Used Car (1999)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Ben Katz : [discussing a fight he and Dr. Katz had earlier]  Does "The Mall of America" mean anything to you, dad?

  [Dr. Katz raises his eyebrows] 

  Ben Katz : A-ha-ha!

  Dr. Katz : Wait. Help me out.

  Ben Katz : I see your face.

  Dr. Katz : Mall of America.

  Ben Katz : I suggested we go on a vacation.

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Ben Katz : Then you said no, and "I don't wanna discuss it any further." and you got very curt.

  Dr. Katz : I'm sorry if, in some way, I seemed dismissive of the idea.

  Ben Katz : Are you sick of me, or something?

  Dr. Katz : I'm not sick of you at all. In fact, I love spending time with you. Oh, speaking of which, Ben, I know we had talked about going out tomorrow night to a movie or something.

  Ben Katz : Yeah, we had plans, we do...

  Dr. Katz : Yeah, I actually won't be able to do that, because I told Laura I would take her shopping for a car.

  Ben Katz : Well, wh... what about...

  Dr. Katz : Are you okay?

  Ben Katz : I, I'm speechless. We're in the middle of trying to have, work out a fight. And then you just tell me, now, that we have plans, now you're breaking THEM?

  Dr. Katz : Well, I'm just...

  Ben Katz : Okay, so let me get this straight: We're not going to the Mall of America together.

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Ben Katz : Now tomorrow night, which was movie night, you're not taking me to the movies, 'cause you're going out with Laura.

  Dr. Katz : I wanted to help her buy a used car before...

  Ben Katz : I, I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore.

  Dr. Katz : Ben, check the name tag! What does it say: "Dad"!

  Ben Katz : "Hello, my name is Dad."

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Ben Katz : Why do you wear that?

  Dr. Katz : [chuckles]  Where's YOUR name tag, Ben?

  Ben Katz : I gotta get one.

  Dr. Katz : You know where you can get 'em...

  Ben Katz : The Mall of America.

  Dr. Katz : That's right.

  Ben Katz : WE SHOULD GO!

• Ian : When I first moved to the city, I stayed with a friend who had a dog that had a crush on me.

  Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.

  Ian : I was sitting on the couch one day, and he actually mounted my shoulder. Wasn't so bad that he was having his way with my shoulder, but he wouldn't look at me while he was doing it.

  Dr. Katz : That hurts.