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Quotes
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Ianto Jones : Just us... in this room... for as long as it takes. Terrifying.
Captain Jack Harkness : Really?
Ianto Jones : Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.
Captain Jack Harkness : You don't look scared.
Ianto Jones : Well, it... passed.
[Jack raises fist in a mock threatening manner and growls]
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Captain Jack Harkness : Have a little faith. With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
Ianto Jones : He is dashing. You have to give him that.
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Beth : [to Jack] Will it hurt?
Captain Jack Harkness : Yes.
Beth : Your bedside manner's rubbish.
Gwen Cooper : You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious!... apparently. So I've heard.
Ianto Jones : Oh they are. I remember this one time...
Captain Jack Harkness : [clears throat forcefully]
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Toshiko Sato : [as Captain Jack takes an alien artifact out of a box] You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
Captain Jack Harkness : It's just a mind probe.
Ianto Jones : Remember what happened the last time you used it?
Captain Jack Harkness : That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto Jones : All right, their heads must explode all the time.
Gwen Cooper : Jack, we can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.
Captain Jack Harkness : I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.
Toshiko Sato : Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.
Ianto Jones : Or the first sign of exploding.
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Police Officer : In my opinion, the husband did it. He was looking for trouble, expecting to be burgled.
Captain Jack Harkness : Really?
Police Officer : Yeah. Look. No other reason I can think of for keeping sports equipment in the basement.
Captain Jack Harkness : Oh, you should come around to my house for a game of hockey sometime.
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Captain Jack Harkness : Stop wasting our time. We know you're an alien.
Beth : [disbelieving Jack] There's no such thing as aliens.