The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Party (2007)

Noel Fielding: Vince Noir, Tony Harrison, The Moon, Mugger

Quotes 

• Tony Harrison : I've got it Saboo! An idea is formulating!

  Saboo : What?

  Tony Harrison : Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety!

  Saboo : Are you insane? There's at most... one track I can get away with off maybe... "Rumours."

  Tony Harrison : Come on! "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man!

  Saboo : Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks?

  Tony Harrison : What is your beef with the Mac?

  Saboo : The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers!

• Tony Harrison : Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you!

  Decapitated Lester Corncrake : I don't like it!

• Tony Harrison : [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake]  Dennis, you dinlo, what the fuck are you doing? You just killed the wrong geezer!

  Saboo : You flipping truncheon!

• Thug #1 : Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere.

  Dennis : [to his wife]  I've got to go now, bye.

  Thug #1 : Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista.

  Dennis : Yes, I do not have a sister.

  Thug #1 : Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up.

  Dennis : This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature.

  Thug #1 : I like your hat, man. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it.

  Dennis : This would not suit Ricky.

  Thug #1 : Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. He's got one of those faces.

  Dennis : That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman.

  Thug #1 : [to Thug #3]  Wixy, bust out the knife! Jab up this joker!

  Dennis : Ah! Swordplay!

  Dennis : [stabs thugs] 

  Dennis : Onward, to Oddbins!

• Tony Harrison : [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing]  I've got it, Saboo! A concept is formulating! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety!

  Saboo : [groans] 

  Tony Harrison : Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man.

  Saboo : Are you insane? That's the most one-track I could get away with off... maybe, "Rumors".

  Tony Harrison : Oh, come of it. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard.

  Saboo : Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks?

  Tony Harrison : What is your beef with the Mac?

  Saboo : The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers.

  Tony Harrison : When are you gonna start thinking outside the box?

  Saboo : The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it.

  Tony Harrison : You are so square! What do you want to lay down?

  Saboo : I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie.

  Tony Harrison : Ahhhhh... all right, fair enough. Good choice. Slam it down.

• Vince Noir : [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin]  Come on, Howard. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. It's fine. Women respect that. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss.

  Howard Moon : [looks away] 

  Vince Noir : You've never kissed anyone, have you?

  Howard Moon : So?

  Vince Noir : Have you ever held anyone's hand?

  Howard Moon : I don't like people touching me. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that.

  Vince Noir : Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars?

  Howard Moon : That was never proved.

  Vince Noir : It was in The Guardian.