The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Happy King Julien Day! (2009)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Quotes 

• Skipper : Maurice thinks he can bribe us with his piñata promises. Pity for him, penguins are not for sale. Right, men?

  Private : I wonder what's in that piñata? I bet it's full of butterscotch lollies and sour balls.

  Kowalski : I'd say we're looking at a 50/50 mix of gummy fish and candy buttons.

  Rico : Yay, buttons!

  Skipper : We may never know, because today we are performing scheduled maintenance on the HQ.

  Kowalski : Perhaps we can reschedule?

  Skipper : We can't just reschedule scheduled maintenance that's been scheduled, right here on the schedule.

• Skipper : All right, so why are we here?

  Kowalski : Ah, yes. The question that has vexed common man and philosopher alike.

  [pause] 

  Kowalski : That's not what you were going for, is it?