The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Otter Gone Wild (2009)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Quotes 

• King Julien : Oh, hello. Did you miss me?

  Skipper : Not as much as you might think.

• Skipper : Kowalski, baloney detector reading.

  [Rico spits out a slice of bologna and pokes a hole through it; Kowalski scans Marlene through the hole] 

  Kowalski : Skipper, I'm detecting dangerous levels of baloney.

  Skipper : Marlene, do I need to call you a phoney baloney?

• Skipper : Somebody wanna tell me what just happened here?

  Kowalski : The answer is obvious. Marlene has fallen victim to... the mind control satellites that circle our Earth. Protective headgear, everyone!

  Private : Gee, I think she's just gone wild.

  Skipper : Right. I'm declaring red level emergency. Search and rescue, men.

  Private : Um, Skipper? does this mean we're not getting snow cones?

  Skipper : Private! How can you even ask that at a time like this?

  [Cut to the penguins eating snowcones] 

• Skipper : Will she ever be the same?

  Kowalski : Possibly, but it might take months, perhaps even years until she returns to her former self.

  Marlene : Um, guys? Why am I in a cage?

  Kowalski : Or maybe we just need to bring her home.

  Skipper : Marlene, are you okay?

  Marlene : I'm in a cage, so, not okay.

  Kowalski : You don't remember anything that happened ouside the zoo?

  Marlene : No.

  Kowalski : Skipper, there's a scientific term for this: weird.

• Skipper : The truth is, there is nothing to fear from the outside world.

  Kowalski : Other than random street crime...

  Private : And natural disasters...

  Kowalski : Industrial accidents...

  Private : Badger attacks...

  Skipper : Are you two finished?

  Kowalski : Falling space debris? Um, I'm finished.

• Skipper : Kowalski, tell me you packed the climbing gear.

  Kowalski : Sorry, Skipper. No room with all the trail mix.

• King Julien : Outside, outside, outside! What is the big deal? Where is...

  [Trips and gets his head stuck in a tree] 

  King Julien : Hey, where is the outside?

  Kowalski : We could leave him there.

  Skipper : Tempting, but it violates the penguin code.

  Kowalski : Oh, yeah.

• Skipper : It's all come down to me... again.

• King Julien : Now that you are much less growly, I accept your invitation of courtship.

  Marlene : What?

  King Julien : Don't you remember being madly in love with me?

  Marlene : No! Ew! Ew!

  King Julien : You know what? I think you do remember, and you are playing it off. That's it, you are trying to play it off and lift yourself higher, but it is not working. See? Everyone's looking. The female of the species, any species, who is understanding them?

  Skipper : I hear ya, brother.

  [They all leave, leaving Marlene behind in the cage] 

  Marlene : Um, guys? I thought we were getting snow cones. Guys?