The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Otter Gone Wild (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Man #1

Quotes 

• Kowalski : You there! Have you seen this lemur and otter?

  [Shows a picture of Marlene and Julien] 

  Fred : Which one of them is the otter?

  Kowalski : This one, obviously. Note the whiskers?

  Fred : No, I thought that was a cat.

  Kowalski : Did I say "have you seen this lemur and cat"?

  Fred : No, that's why I thought it was strange that you drew a cat.

  Kowalski : It's not a cat.

  Fred : Then why does it have whiskers?

  Kowalski : You know what? Never mind the otter.

  Fred : Cat.

  Kowalski : Whatever! Have you seen the lemur?

  Fred : What's a lemur?

  Kowalski : I think we're done here.

• Skipper : Kowalski, baloney detector reading.

  [Rico spits out a slice of bologna and pokes a hole through it; Kowalski scans Marlene through the hole] 

  Kowalski : Skipper, I'm detecting dangerous levels of baloney.

  Skipper : Marlene, do I need to call you a phoney baloney?

• Skipper : Somebody wanna tell me what just happened here?

  Kowalski : The answer is obvious. Marlene has fallen victim to... the mind control satellites that circle our Earth. Protective headgear, everyone!

  Private : Gee, I think she's just gone wild.

  Skipper : Right. I'm declaring red level emergency. Search and rescue, men.

  Private : Um, Skipper? does this mean we're not getting snow cones?

  Skipper : Private! How can you even ask that at a time like this?

  [Cut to the penguins eating snowcones] 

• Skipper : Will she ever be the same?

  Kowalski : Possibly, but it might take months, perhaps even years until she returns to her former self.

  Marlene : Um, guys? Why am I in a cage?

  Kowalski : Or maybe we just need to bring her home.

  Skipper : Marlene, are you okay?

  Marlene : I'm in a cage, so, not okay.

  Kowalski : You don't remember anything that happened ouside the zoo?

  Marlene : No.

  Kowalski : Skipper, there's a scientific term for this: weird.

• Private : We're going for yummy snow cones. Wanna come?

  Marlene : Yeah! Snow cones? Snow cones are the best! And real quick, a snow cone is?

  Kowalski : 72.4% shaved ice, 15.2% flavored syrup, 12.4% paper, of which 8.7% is recycled.

• Skipper : The truth is, there is nothing to fear from the outside world.

  Kowalski : Other than random street crime...

  Private : And natural disasters...

  Kowalski : Industrial accidents...

  Private : Badger attacks...

  Skipper : Are you two finished?

  Kowalski : Falling space debris? Um, I'm finished.

• Skipper : Kowalski, tell me you packed the climbing gear.

  Kowalski : Sorry, Skipper. No room with all the trail mix.

• King Julien : Uh, where did the cage come from?

  Kowalski : Sorry, that is classified information.

• King Julien : Outside, outside, outside! What is the big deal? Where is...

  [Trips and gets his head stuck in a tree] 

  King Julien : Hey, where is the outside?

  Kowalski : We could leave him there.

  Skipper : Tempting, but it violates the penguin code.

  Kowalski : Oh, yeah.