- King Rat: Aw, gee, bird. You don't look happy to see us.
- Skipper: Well, we're not. So why don't you crawl back to that sewer you call a home?
- Rat #1: Can't.
- Rat #2: The pipes burst.
- King Rat: There's a little too much sewer in the sewer. So we ain't going nowhere.
- Kowalski: Uh, that's a double negative.
- Skipper: Better make it a triple. You're out of here.
- Skipper: They're scoring again! Defense!
- King Julien: Uh-uh-uh. It must be a cheer.
- Skipper: [Cheering unenthusiastically] De-fense. De-fense. King Julien needs to play defense. Rah.
- King Julien: Which fence? I see no fence.
- Kowalski: This is Wienner One. Are we aborting mission? Repeat, are we aborting mission?
- Skipper: Gentlemen, we are penguins. We have a natural need to feed on the fruits of the sea. That's the way Mama Nature built us. Now who wants to spit in the eye of Mama Nature?
- [No one speaks]
- Skipper: That's what I thought. We are go for operation!
- King Julien: All right, you all need to do everything that I am telling you, starting with paying close attention to what I am saying right now... Right now... Now.
- Skipper: It turns out the cheerleader is not that crucial to hockey.
- King Julien: So the game did not rest on my regal shoulders?
- Skipper: Well, no, but it does now. Ringtail, this whole game has come down to you.
- King Julien: Then I shall not be letting you down. I shall only be letting you up. Make way for King Julien, champion hockey... guy.
- Skipper: Kowalski, adorability readings.
- Kowalski: The readings show that the audience's adulation for our adorable antics is reaching optimum levels.
- Skipper: Then hit them with the tail wags. No mercy!
- [Penguins wag tails, audience aw]
- Skipper: And cease tail wagging now! Always leave them wanting more.
- King Julien: You probably couldn't get the ball into the hooppy thingy.
- Kowalski: It's called a puck
- King Julien: Oh, okay. You probably couldn't never get the ball into the puck thingy.
- Maurice, Mort: Every time the penguins score, it's King Julien we adore!
- King Julien: Bring me on!
- Skipper: You're not supposed to cheer for yourself.
- King Julien: Oh, I'm not. They are.