The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Little Zoo Coupe/All Choked Up (2009)
Andy Richter: Mort
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Quotes
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Kowalski : Okay, do you see the bomb?
Mort : Um, I see and old squeaky toy. Wait, I see it! I see the bomb!
Kowalski : Good. Now separate the blue and yellow wires from their sheating, reverse the polarity, and splice both to the ground lead, which should be a slightly thicker copper wire. Am I going too fast for you?
Mort : Um, okay. Which of the colors is blue?
[the penguins sigh exasperatedly]
Mort : Is this the blue one?
[Rico shrieks]
Kowalski : No, I believe that's a kidney.
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King Julien : Oh, metal wiseman. Show me who is the smartest of all creatures?
[Robot points right; Julien quickly moves to where he's pointing]
King Julien : That is right! Yes, me.
Mort : Oh, make the shiny man do magic again!
King Julien : Now show me who has the most attractive bottom?
[Robot points left; Julien moves his butt to where he's pointing]
King Julien : Amazing! How does it know?
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Skipper : Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.
Kowalski : I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.
Private : [Hugging Rico] I love you too, Rico!
[Rico starts to retch]
Mort : [Inside Rico] And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.
[Rico's stomach rumbles]
King Julien : Eh, what is that noise?
Skipper : [breaking down] I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!
Kowalski : That's poetry, Skipper.
King Julien : I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.
Skipper : Do you mind?
Private : Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."
Kowalski : [breaking down] Okay, now that's poetry!
[They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him]
King Julien : I just want to see a penguin throw up.
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King Julien : Who is burping up the stinking fog of lint, and spit, and unspeakable things from a kitten, and... Oof! I don't even want to know what that fart was.
Mort : Ooh, it smells like the circus!
[the penguins take Mort]
Mort : Am I going to the circus too?
[They shove Mort down Rico's throat]
Mort : Why is the circus so dark and smelly? Hey, there's popcorn down here. Hooray!