The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Little Zoo Coupe/All Choked Up (2009)
Tom McGrath: Skipper
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Quotes
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Skipper : It's too horrible for words. Except these ones, the words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else, no go!
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King Julien : Winner gets the loser's car.
Private : Why would you want two cars?
King Julien : One for commuting, one for weekend errands around town.
Skipper : Better stock up on subway tokens. We race tonight at 12 o'clock!
King Julien : Make it... midnight! Wait, wait. When's my pedicure?
Maurice : Midnight.
King Julien : Can we make it 12:15? Does 12:15 work for you?
[Kowalski looks at his board and nods to Skipper]
Skipper : Fine. 12:15.
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Skipper : Look alive, men. I've got my freak on for recon.
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Skipper : That dame is a riddle wrapped in mystery and dunked in nasty sauce.
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Skipper : Are you ready to have your lunch handed to you?
King Julien : Why, yes, that would be nice. I would like a BLT, hold the T, and... Oh, this is some of your trashy talk, is it? Well, I too can talk of the smack!
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Skipper : Dynomite! The classic timebomb bundle with LED countdown delay. Maximum explodability matched with maximum getawayability. Rico, you're a mad genius. That robo zoo guide goes sayonara in half an hour... high noon!
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Skipper : Whistling. Awfully cheery for someone pushing a suspicuously human-shaped sack. Wouldn't you say?
Private : I don't know, Skipper. Sometimes a good whistle makes me feel like a pretty little butterfly.
[Rico starts to retch]
Skipper : Can the sweet talk, Private. You know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity.
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Skipper : So that's their game. Blowing us up one by one with unregurgitatable gut bombs. Horrified, yet impressed.
Kowalski : It's so obvious. I should have seen it coming. I'm sorry, Rico. I blame myself.
Private : No Rico! No...
Skipper : Not Rico! Not anybody! Kowalski, status report.
Kowalski : 22 minutes, 46 seconds.
Skipper : Then we've got 22 minutes and 45 seconds to get that bomb out of our buddy's belly. Rico, my friend, we are gonna teach you to spew again!
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Skipper : I smuggled this out of the souvenir gift shop.
Kowalski : A nature documentary?
Skipper : Wait for it.
[Plays movie]
Documentary Narrator : This is Antarctica. Icy home to the playful penguin.
Private : Hey, that looks like uncle Nigel.
[Roaring from documentary]
Documentary Narrator : Now prey for the insatiable blood thirst of this leopard seal.
Kowalski : Oh, that image will haunt me!
Skipper : It's just a boring... documentary.
Documentary Narrator : Betcha can't eat just one, Mr. Seal.
[Private, Skipper, and Kowalski throw up into bags]
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Skipper : Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.
Kowalski : I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.
Private : [Hugging Rico] I love you too, Rico!
[Rico starts to retch]
Mort : [Inside Rico] And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.
[Rico's stomach rumbles]
King Julien : Eh, what is that noise?
Skipper : [breaking down] I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!
Kowalski : That's poetry, Skipper.
King Julien : I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.
Skipper : Do you mind?
Private : Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."
Kowalski : [breaking down] Okay, now that's poetry!
[They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him]
King Julien : I just want to see a penguin throw up.
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Skipper : Take a look at our future, men. Phase Two: robot animals.
Kowalski : It's a classic cost-cutting manuever. Replacement and elimination.
Skipper : But there's...
[Counts to himself]
Skipper : ...*four* things they didn't count on. The war on robots begins...
[pause]
Kowalski : Uh, Skip...
[Skipper signals to wait]
Skipper : ...now!
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Kowalski : Course is ready to roll, Skipper.
[One of the cones starts to move]
Skipper : What the deuce?
Kowalski : Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?
[They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath]
Marlene : Hi, guys!
Skipper : Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?
[Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other]
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Kowalski : Course is ready to roll, Skipper.
[One of the cones starts to move]
Skipper : What the...?
Kowalski : Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?
[They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath]
Marlene : Hi, guys!
Skipper : Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?
[Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other]