The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Little Zoo Coupe/All Choked Up (2009)

Danny Jacobs: King Julien

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Quotes 

• Maurice : [as they put Mort inside Rico to defuse the bomb]  The birds have gone carnivore!

  King Julien : Quick, we must flee! Maurice, distract them by being eaten!

• King Julien : Winner gets the loser's car.

  Private : Why would you want two cars?

  King Julien : One for commuting, one for weekend errands around town.

  Skipper : Better stock up on subway tokens. We race tonight at 12 o'clock!

  King Julien : Make it... midnight! Wait, wait. When's my pedicure?

  Maurice : Midnight.

  King Julien : Can we make it 12:15? Does 12:15 work for you?

  [Kowalski looks at his board and nods to Skipper] 

  Skipper : Fine. 12:15.

• King Julien : I can taste the taste of victory. It is yummy in my tummy.

• Kowalski : Are you challenging us to a race?

  King Julien : Am I? Yes! You understand what I am doing before I am even doing it!

• Skipper : Are you ready to have your lunch handed to you?

  King Julien : Why, yes, that would be nice. I would like a BLT, hold the T, and... Oh, this is some of your trashy talk, is it? Well, I too can talk of the smack!

• King Julien : So, did that sticky them up? Tell me yes.

  Maurice : Um, okay. Yes.

  King Julien : Yes! Wait. Maurice, are you just telling me what I want to hear?

  Maurice : Yes.

  King Julien : Yes! Wait... no!

• King Julien : Oh, metal wiseman. Show me who is the smartest of all creatures?

  [Robot points right; Julien quickly moves to where he's pointing] 

  King Julien : That is right! Yes, me.

  Mort : Oh, make the shiny man do magic again!

  King Julien : Now show me who has the most attractive bottom?

  [Robot points left; Julien moves his butt to where he's pointing] 

  King Julien : Amazing! How does it know?

• Skipper : Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.

  Kowalski : I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.

  Private : [Hugging Rico]  I love you too, Rico!

  [Rico starts to retch] 

  Mort : [Inside Rico]  And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.

  [Rico's stomach rumbles] 

  King Julien : Eh, what is that noise?

  Skipper : [breaking down]  I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!

  Kowalski : That's poetry, Skipper.

  King Julien : I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.

  Skipper : Do you mind?

  Private : Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."

  Kowalski : [breaking down]  Okay, now that's poetry!

  [They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him] 

  King Julien : I just want to see a penguin throw up.

• King Julien : [after the robot blows up]  He was the only one who truly appreciated my bottom.

  [One of the robot's arms land behind Julien, pointing at his butt] 

  King Julien : Hey! He's still loving my booty!

• King Julien : Who is burping up the stinking fog of lint, and spit, and unspeakable things from a kitten, and... Oof! I don't even want to know what that fart was.

  Mort : Ooh, it smells like the circus!

  [the penguins take Mort] 

  Mort : Am I going to the circus too?

  [They shove Mort down Rico's throat] 

  Mort : Why is the circus so dark and smelly? Hey, there's popcorn down here. Hooray!

• King Julien : It is the most handsomest thing I have ever seen... except for me, which goes without saying, but I said it anyway. Why? I don't know!