The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

The Hidden/Kingdom Come (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski

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Quotes 

• Kowalski : All power lines run directly under the lemur habitat, right next to these water pipes. Theoretically...

  Private : Maurice has shut down power and water to all the habitats. He can control everything now!

  Kowalski : Wow. My theory was just about jerry-rigging a giant make-shift hot tub. This is much worse.

• Kowalski : Time to listen to that gut. Even though technically a gut cannot vocalize... I'm doing it again!

• Skipper : What's your sick and twisted game, Maurice?

  Maurice : That's King Maurice, ruler of all I survey! Surrender to my supreme and mighty power!

  Skipper : Well, that's going to be a bit of a problem. You see, I don't know the meaning of the word surrender.

  Kowalski : Surrender is a verb, Skipper. It means to give up or yield... Oh, I see. Here' I'll do it myself.

  [Slaps himself] 

• Skipper : Listen up, lemur. Maurice ate those bad nuts. He went off the deep end.

  Kowalski : He's turned the lemur habitat into an armed fortress.

  Private : He's enslaved the entire zoo!

  King Julien : I cannot be believing my ears. Maurice ate my lychee nuts!

• Skipper : Pop quiz, troops! What can't we trust?

  Kowalski : Three-day-old mung beans.

  Skipper : Right. What else can't we trust?

  Private : Badgers!

  Skipper : What?

  Private : Maybe that's just me.

• Kowalski : Unknown hostiles with tentacles and feet.

  Skipper : Again? If I had a nickel for every time...

• [Both Marlene and Private are trapped by tentacles; Kowalski can't decide which to save] 

  Kowalski : Private is part of the team. But Marlene has vital information. Then again, Private owes me five bucks...

  Marlene : Kowalski!

  Private : Kowalski!

  [Both are pulled away] 

  Kowalski : No! Curse you, brain!

• Skipper : So, always listen to your gut.

  Kowalski : Sorry, Skipper, that's an anatomical impossibility.