The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Tangled in the Web (2009)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

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Quotes 

• Skipper : Kowalski, recon. What do you see?

  Kowalski : [Seeing through binoculars]  Not sure. The enemy must have some sort of cloaking device.

  Skipper : [Removes lenscap from binoculars]  How about now?

• Marlene : A computer is a machine the people use to avoid work, mainly by watching silly little videos.

  Maurice : You're saying those cameras are there so the whole world can watch us?

  Skipper : Like hawks!

  Kowalski : Except for the swooping down and devouring us part.

  Private : Hopefully.

• Skipper : We don't have much time. Kowalski, counterspying scenario, si'l vous plait.

  [Kowalski draws up a plan and shows it to Skipper] 

  Skipper : Outstanding!

  [camera moves] 

  Skipper : Blast! The enemy saw it. Better think up another plan.

  [Kowalski draws another plan] 

  Skipper : Oh, even better than the first one!

  [Camera moves] 

  Skipper : Blast! The enemy saw this one too.

• Skipper : This madness ends now!

  Private : Hello, Skipper. Care for a bite?

  Skipper : We're busting you out, Private.

  Private : Oh, I don't think that's possible, Skipper. Between the slipping and the falling I'm booked solid.

  Skipper : Just as I feared. You've been brainwashed.

  Private : I've been brainwashed?

  Skipper : Yes, you've been brainwashed.

  Private : [droning]  Brainwashed.

  Skipper : You don't want your brain washed.

  Private : I don't want my brain washed.

• Skipper : Here's the plan: we give them zip. Nobody move a muscle.

  Private : Uh, Skipper? I-I really need to...

  Skipper : Go, go, go!

  [Private leaves; offscreen toilet flush; Private returns] 

  Private : Much better. Thank you.

• Skipper : Hold formation!

  [Cut to night time; all are asleep] 

  Skipper : [Yawning]  Hold... formation. Just a few more years of this and we're in the clear.

• Private : [starting to crack with hunger]  The tastetiness!

  Skipper : We're losing Private. Rico, talk some sense into him.

  [Rico slaps Private] 

  Private : Thanks, Skipper.

  Skipper : I knew you'd listen to reason.

• Skipper : Glad to have you back, Private.

  Private : Thanks, Skipper. Although I do miss the Flippy lifestyle.

  Skipper : Still a little brainwashed, I see? Rico?

  [Rico slaps Private] 

  Private : Much better, Skipper.

• Skipper : Don't you get it? They're trying to get inside our heads, stealing our secrets.

  Marlene : Wait, what?

  Skipper : Stealing our secrets!

  Marlene : No, they're not. It's just for fun.

  Skipper : They've gotten to you! There's no one we can trust, boys. Rico!

  [Rico regurgitates a smoke screen bomb; they escape under the cover of the smoke]