Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [entering the bullpen] Ziva?
Officer Ziva David: Shh!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's a movie. Not just any movie. That's "Double Indemnity."
Officer Ziva David: Tony, your power of observation is unearthly. Now leave me alone. This is the best part.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not going to get between a chick and her flick. How do you know it's the best part?
Officer Ziva David: Because it is the third time I have seen it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't even watch movies.
Officer Ziva David: This is not a movie. It's a classic *film*.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, I know that. You don't know that.
[Ziva holds up a pamphlet]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Film studies? Wow. I really appreciate that, Ziva. Really, I do.
Officer Ziva David: I am taking it because it is the best way to pick up American colloquialism, like "bug off."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You should watch "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
Officer Ziva David: I saw it last week. Sean Penn is a genius. Phoebe Cates is a babe. Now... do you mind?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I can get you a list...
Officer Ziva David: I have a list! Bye.
[McGee enters, holding an exaggeratedly large coffee mug]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. Morning, Probie Pan. Where'd you pick that up? Neverland?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no. Pottery Den. Fifty percent off. Got six of them for ten dollars.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's pretty big, don't you think?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, I don't like getting refills ten times a day.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, but I mean, that's a little...
Special Agent Timothy McGee: A little what?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughing to himself] Seuss-ical?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Leave. I'm enjoying my moment.