Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Tight's Good (2007)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Teddy : Charlie, I need you to do me a favor.

  Charlie Harper : Anything.

  Teddy : Stay away from my daughter.

  Charlie Harper : Seriously, ask something else.

• Alan Harper : Why would you need a Bentley?

  Charlie Harper : Nobody needs a Bentley, just as nobody needs to date a girl half his age. But if you're going to have one, it doesn't hurt to have the other.

• Alan Harper : I'm not taking the fall for you.

  Charlie Harper : When have you ever taken the fall for me?

  Alan Harper : I don't know. But somehow it always works out that whenever you get laid, I get screwed!

• Charlie Harper : So where do they put the engine in these things?

  Courtney : They put it where it belongs: in the rear.