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3/10
You've just got to go with it.
SPECTREvsRECTOR24 June 2020
Maybe if they'd had the big mannequin attack towards the end of the film rather than in the first five minutes, I could have taken this film a bit more seriously, but I'll forgive them.

I can also forgive the underground bunker popping up for no reason and the over acting at the blind woman's house.

The fact that Taz survived being stabbed to death in the last film by throwing out a line about the scratch on his stomach and Carl Medland's new telekinetic powers.

I can forgive the whole Jacuzzi scene, and even all of the goings on from the previous 2 installments of the Paranormal Farm franchise. Why? Because it's all just so... awkward.

Carl Medland is a walking sitcom that bundles through the farm for a weekend, filming his horror films while the owners of the farm, Darren and Lucy, are obviously busy and just want to get on with their work.

Every interaction between the farmers and the film maker is like watching two different species of alien from opposite ends of the universe trying to communicate and it makes the awkwardness of a Borat or Bruno pale in comparison.

Add in to the mix some new cast members, who were obviously plucked from the local am-dram theatre, that actually try acting their little hearts out to no avail, and you've got yourself the perfect final installment to the perfect trilogy of awkward.
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1/10
Why? Just... why?
tmccull521 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The first film in this series, "Paranormal Farm" was awful... and it was the best of three produced thus far. The sequel was mind-numbingly terrible, and the third film is even worse still.

Mannequin attacks on Darren and Lucy within the first five minutes? Speaking of Darren and Lucy, they're more marble-mouthed and less intelligible than ever. If you're really paying attention to them... and trust me, you won't want to be... you might be able to understand every second or third word that they say. Lucy still blathers on like a drunken mental defective, and Darren is about half an eyelash more coherent.

I've seen some truly terrible, awful, pathetically bad horror films... "Midnight Macabre", "White Fangs", "Bride of the Werewolf", "Dark Attachment"... and these "Paranormal Farm" movies are every bit as atrocious as those movies were. I've experienced simultaneous bouts of projectile vomiting and uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea that were more enjoyable than sitting through the "Paranormal Farm" movies.

STOP. MAKING. THESE. FILMS. PLEASE. THEY AREN'T JUST BAD, THEY'RE EXCRUCIATINGLY HORRIBLE. STOP. JUST STOP.
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1/10
Nope. Had to shut it.
wandernn1-81-68327428 March 2020
I tried to make it through the first scenes which were horrifyingly stupid. But around 20 minutes in had to shut it off. Complete boredom and the opening was really really bad. Not even sure what they were trying to achieve here.
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