Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (2007)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Evelyn : [Jake is complaining about having fruit for breakfast]  Oh. Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart. If I'd known you were coming, I'd have stocked up on crap.

  Jake Harper : Well, maybe we can go crap shopping later.

• Jake Harper : [minutes after hearing glass break]  I heard something break.

  Charlie Harper : And you're just coming out now?

  Jake Harper : I was establishing my alibi.

• Jake Harper : [comes in from shopping with his Dad, wearing a very oversized shirt]  Just once, I'd like to get clothes that fit *now*!

  Alan Harper : Well, quit going through puberty and we'll talk about it.