"The Big Bang Theory" The Dumpling Paradox (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

  • Christy : There's my little engine that could.

    Howard Wolowitz : Chugga-chugga-chugga...

    Sheldon : Well, there's one beloved children's book I'll never read again.

  • Penny : Look, Howard, I know her, okay? She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.

    Howard Wolowitz : Really?

    Penny : Yeah.

    Howard Wolowitz : YAY.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Watch this. It's really cool. Call Leonard Hofstadter.

    Automated Cell Phone Voice : Did you say "Call Helen Boxleitner"?

    Howard Wolowitz : No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.

    Automated Cell Phone Voice : Did you say "Call Temple Beth Sader"?

    Howard Wolowitz : No.

    Leonard : Here, here, here. Let me try. Call McFlono McFlooneyloo.

    Automated Cell Phone Voice : Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.

    Raj Koothrappali : [his phone rings]  Oh. That's very impressive. And a little racist.

    Sheldon : If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology", can we get on with Halo night?

  • Howard Wolowitz : When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order twelve of those.

  • Leonard : So, if you don't like this Christy, why are you letting her stay?

    Penny : Well, she was engaged to my cousin while she was sleeping with my brother, so she's kind of family.

    Sheldon : Yeah, I apologize for my earlier outburst. Who needs Halo when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha?

    Leonard : Oh, I don't think she's a whore.

    Penny : No, yeah, she's definitely a whore. I mean, she has absolutely no standards. This one time she was at... where's Howard?

    Howard Wolowitz : [off-screen at Penny's apartment]  Bonjour, mademoiselle. I understand you're new in town.

  • Penny : You used my loofah?

    Howard Wolowitz : More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out.

  • Penny : Can I hide out here for a while?

    Leonard : Sure. What's going on?

    Penny : Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy. Anyway, she called me up and she's like "Hey, how's California?", and I'm, like, "Awesome", 'cause, you know, it's not Nebraska. And the next thing I know, she's invited herself out here to stay with me.

    Sheldon : [wanting to start Halo]  8:08.

    Penny : Anyway, she got here today and she's just been in my apartment yakkety yakking about every guy she slept with in Omaha, which is basically every guy in Omaha, and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear you have ever seen in my bathroom sink.

    Howard Wolowitz : Well, is she doing it one thong at a time or does she throw it all in, like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?

    Penny : [to Leonard]  He really needs to dial it down.

  • Howard Wolowitz : So, what do you say? You wanna repair to casa Wolowitz?

    Christy : What is that, like a Mexican deli?

    Howard Wolowitz : I'm sorry, I should have mentioned this earlier. My last name is Wolowitz.

    Christy : Oh! That's so cool.

    [to Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny] 

    Christy : My first Jew.

  • Howard Wolowitz : See a Penny, pick her up and all the day you'll have good luck.

    Penny : No you won't.

  • Leonard : You live with your mother.

    Howard Wolowitz : I do not!... My mother lives with me.

  • Howard Wolowitz : [On answering machine recording]  You have reached Howard Wolowitz...

    Christy : ...and Cristy.

    Howard Wolowitz : And we can't come to the phone right now because we're having sex!

    Christy : You're not going to put that on the answering machine, are you?

    Howard Wolowitz : Just kidding, I'll re-record it.

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