Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 2 (2008)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : Hey, thanks... Thanks for killing me.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, that's what friends are for.
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[as Monk taunts him about the loss of all his special privileges]
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : Are you having fun?
Adrian Monk : No... but it's as close as I'm ever gonna get.
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[last lines]
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : It's true, Adrian Monk! I'm in prison! But you're in a worse prison! You're trapped! Trapped by your own demons! You're in your own private hell! I wouldn't trade places with you for a billion dollars! I mean, *another* billion dollars!
[Monk and Natalie walk away]
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : You hear me? Come back here! I'm-not-done!
Adrian Monk : Oh, yes, you are.
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[Natalie tracks Monk to the car wash where he is hiding]
Adrian Monk : [trying to hide his face] Hola, senorita.
Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I know it's you.
[she takes out a wipe and runs toward him]
Adrian Monk : What's with the wipe? Why do I need a wipe...?
[she hugs him and smothers his cheeks with kisses, then wipes them down]
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Adrian Monk : Hello, Dale.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : Adrian Monk. Why am I not surprised?
Adrian Monk : I tried to call, but apparently your phone's been disconnected.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : Yes, I should have done it years ago! Fewer distractions.
Adrian Monk : I see they took your bed, and your computer.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : They were cluttering up the room. You know me, Monk: I've always been a simple man of philosophic joys.
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Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : What did you win, Monk? Nothing! We're both back where we started.
Adrian Monk : Not exactly. The police in Dourado found some old letters in Frank Nunn's apartment. He talked about killing Trudy. He mentioned the man who hired him.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : You have a name!
Adrian Monk : Not quite. Nunn called him "The Judge."
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : The Judge... I can't help you, Adrian.
Adrian Monk : Can't? Or won't?
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Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : A little lead... how exciting! That should keep you off the street for a while.
Adrian Monk : The important thing is, that you're off the street.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck : [laughs] Do you really think these bars can hold *me*?
Adrian Monk : [taps one with his shoe. It doesn't budge] Yeah. They seem pretty strong.
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Natalie Teeger : Oh, God! Why didn't you tell me?
Adrian Monk : To protect you. We thought Rollins might be watching you.
Natalie Teeger : Oh, that's ridiculous! Why would Rollins...?
Sheriff John Rollins : [appears] Adrian, don't move a muscle! Show me your hands! You too, Ms. Teeger. Oh, you are knee-deep in it now, buddy.
Natalie Teeger : You're the one who's in trouble! We know all about how you framed Mr. Monk and switched the gun barrels!
[Monk shushes her]
Natalie Teeger : If anybody is going to prison, it is you!
Adrian Monk : [dryly] Thanks for stopping by, Natalie.
Sheriff John Rollins : Let me tell you about the *real* world, Natalie. It's never about what happened, it's always, can you *prove* what happened?
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Sheriff John Rollins : All right, Adrian, we've done this before. On the ground, face down.
[Monk starts to lie down, then yells and kicks an oil drum at Rollins. It rolls, *very* slowly, before coming to a stop a few inches short of Rollins's feet]
Sheriff John Rollins : ...What was that?
Adrian Monk : It was, uh... supposed to... supposed to go faster.