Shiva Baby (2020)

Fred Melamed: Joel

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Quotes 

• Danielle : What's my soundbite again?

  Debbie : Y'know, just that you're finishing up finals and you've got a few job interviews lined up.

  Joel : Although Moira's here and her daughter Stephanie...

  Debbie : Jessica.

  Joel : Whatever. She's like this marketing executive kind of publicist thing.

  Debbie : Assistant.

  Joel : Exactly. You should really talk to her, y'know?

• Joel : It's a cute baby.

  Debbie : You thought that baby was cute?

  Joel : Yes.

  Debbie : It was hideous! Freakishly pale and no nose!

• Danielle : Why did you bring the van?

  Joel : Your mother neglected to tell me that she was having her own car fixed.

  Debbie : [to Danielle]  I did tell him.

  Joel : I had to move all my products here to the back. As a matter of fact, there was no room for me to drive up front. Your mother had to drive.

  Debbie : I did tell you. He doesn't listen or he's got Alzheimer's!

• Max : [to Danielle]  You're studying business?

  Joel : [laughs]  No, not business.

  Debbie : No, no, she's studying gender.

  Danielle : The business of gender. It's like gender business.

  Joel : She does this fantastic program where you kind of design your own major. It's a little complex when it comes to finding employment, but she's doing terrifically.

• Joel : [searching his pockets]  Deb, do you have my phone on you?

  Debbie : No. You have Alzheimer's!