Bob Clendenin: Carl

Quotes 

• Leslie : We all have things that we would be embarrassed of being released on the Internet. Carl, remember the incident with the kumquats?

  Carl : Those weren't ripe.

• Amy Anderson : Can I please speak with you in private?

  Leslie : Yeah. Okay. We'll go up to my office.

  Carl : Leave the door open.

  Leslie : Okay Carl!

  Amy Anderson : I'm a woman who has sexual needs, forgive me!

  Leslie : We're all women with sexual needs. We know what you mean.