Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [about to give Berta bad news about a possible cut in wages]  First and foremost, you know that we consider you a beloved member of this family...

  Berta : [Interrupting]  Alan, you can roll manure in powdered sugar, but it still ain't a jelly doughnut.