- Mr. Frond: [Speaking during a student assembly] Now for the big news. Today I'm announcing a surprise forced retirement.
- Miss LaBonz: You sons of bitches. This is how you spring it on me? I'm not going anywhere.
- Mr. Frond: No no, Miss LaBonz, I'm not talking about you.
- Louise Belcher: So I'm thinking we write something about pee, or poop?
- Gene Belcher: Or both. The original power couple.