The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Peanut Reaction (2008)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• [Penny is trying to convince Sheldon to buy Leonard a gift] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.

  Penny : What?

  Howard Wolowitz : Just do it.

  Penny : It's - it's a non-optional social convention.

  Sheldon Cooper : Ah, fair enough.

  Howard Wolowitz : He came with a manual.

• Howard Wolowitz : We're in a hospital right now.

  Penny : Why? Is Leonard okay?

  Howard Wolowitz : Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.

  Penny : Okay, I don't need your attitude. Listen, just hold him there a little longer.

  Howard Wolowitz : Look, I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.

  Penny : Okay. How about this? You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.

  [Howard remains silent, unsure what he just heard] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Don't toy with me, woman.

  Penny : I got a hot former fat girl with no self esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

  Howard Wolowitz : Thy will be done.

  [Howard hangs up and pulls the peanut-filled granola bar out of his back pocket] 

  Howard Wolowitz : [to his groin]  I'm doing this for you, little buddy.

• Penny : [to Leonard]  This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

  Howard Wolowitz : You think?

  Howard Wolowitz : [to Leonard]  Go ahead - tell her about your senior prom.

• Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I get it. I know how the world works. How 'bout if I were to introduce you... to the man who freed your people?

  Althea : [shows a five-dollar bill]  Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time!

• Leonard : Look, I am in the "Halo" battle of my life here! There's this kid in Copenhagen; he has no immune system, so all he does is sit in his bubble and play "Halo" 24-7.

  Howard Wolowitz : Can't you play him some other time?

  Leonard : Not if you believe his doctors.

• Sheldon Cooper : Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party.

  Howard Wolowitz : Did someone say "party"?

  Penny : He just doesn't know he wants one because he's never had one.

  Howard Wolowitz : I suppose that's possible. But, for the record, I've never had a threesome, yet I still know I want one.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Say what you will about the health care system in this country, but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything.

  Howard Wolowitz : I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.