"The Big Bang Theory" The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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(2008)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

  • [after Leonard and Sheldon's brawl] 

    Howard Wolowitz : You won't believe it.

    Raj Koothrappali : Someone got the whole thing on their cell phone and put it on YouTube.

    Leonard Hofstadter : What?

    Sheldon Cooper : Well, who would do that?

    Howard Wolowitz : That would be me.

  • Penny : Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned "me and my girlfriend"?

    Howard Wolowitz : Uh-oh, here comes "the talk".

  • Sheldon Cooper : You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.

    Raj Koothrappali : I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body... eight feet tall and ripped.

    Howard Wolowitz : I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.

    Raj Koothrappali : I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised... but that's something your rabbi will have to discuss with the manufacturer.

    Sheldon Cooper : Not to mention, you'd have to power down on Saturdays.

  • Penny : [as Sheldon and Leonard fight]  Is this usually how these physics things go?

    Howard Wolowitz : More often than you'd think.

  • Howard Wolowitz : I just checked the house, there must be twenty, twenty-five people in there.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Wow.

    Penny : Is that good?

    Leonard Hofstadter : In physics, twenty-five is Woodstock.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Howard: Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP, racing down fibre-optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco, bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal, where the data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our ISP and the X10 receiver attached to this

    [clicks mouse, lamp switches on] 

    Howard Wolowitz : lamp.

    [the others cheer and clap] 

    Howard Wolowitz : .

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