"The Big Bang Theory" The Grasshopper Experiment (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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  • [last lines] 

    Leonard : [Sheldon is singing "L'Chaim" at Penny's bar]  I can't believe it! What got into him?

    Penny : Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.

    Leonard : You didn't.

    Penny : Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.

  • Raj Koothrappali : [Raj walks in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment holding his laptop open, with his parents on the screen via a webcam]  Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Doctor and Mrs Vyan Koothrappali.

    Leonard : [waves cheerfully]  Hi!

    Dr. Koothrappali : Lift up the camera! I'm looking at his crotch!

  • Penny : I need some guinea pigs.

    Sheldon : O-kay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try. But if your research is going to have human applications, may I suggest white mice instead; their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.

    Penny : I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.

    Leonard : His mom's been saying that for years.

  • Leonard : Well Penny, we'd love to help you, but Raj is going through some stuff right now, besides, he doesn't drink, so.

    Leonard : [Raj whispers in Leonard's ear, Leonard responds]  Really?

    Leonard : [to Penny]  Um, Raj is going through some stuff right now, and he'd like to take up drinking.

  • Leonard : Okay, now do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America membership card?

    Sheldon : It's been in every wallet I've owned since I was five.

    Leonard : Why?

    Sheldon : It says, "Keep this on your person at all times". It's right here under Batman's signature.

  • Raj Koothrappali : [to Sheldon]  If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!

    Leonard : I'm not hitting on her!

    Lalita : And I am not your lady!

    Wolowitz : And you have no wrath.

  • Raj Koothrappali : Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.

    Sheldon : How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?

    Raj Koothrappali : This has nothing to do with my sperm count.

    Mrs. Koothrappali : You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you?

    Raj Koothrappali : Yes, Mumi.

    Mrs. Koothrappali : Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.

    Raj Koothrappali : Can we please stop talking about my testicles? Sheldon, tell them what you did.

    Sheldon : What did I do?

    Leonard : You left with his date. Friends don't do that to each other.

  • Leonard : The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.

    Sheldon : With certain obvious exceptions. Suicide, for example.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?

    Penny : Oh, just a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : Wait a minute. What's the plan here? Lets say he meets her, he likes her, they get married. What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?

    Howard Wolowitz : Worked for my parents.

  • Raj Koothrappali : [after Sheldon leaves with Lalita]  What just happened?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Beats the hell out of me.

    Howard Wolowitz : I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : So you're not going to see her again?

    Sheldon Cooper : Why would I see her again? I already have a dentist.

  • Raj Koothrappali : Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!

    Leonard : ...Um, Raj...

    Wolowitz : No no, let's see how long it takes him.

    Penny : Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!

    Sheldon : And now we'll never know.

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