Licorice Pizza (2021) Poster

Alana Haim: Alana

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  • Alana : [during a fight]  Este, don't you even look at me! Don't you even look at me! You're always looking at me!

    Este : Oh, my...

    Alana : What are you doing?

    Este : I didn't even say anything!

    Alana : What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh? "I'm Este. I work for mom and dad. I'm perfect! I'm a real estate agent. Alana doesn't have her life together. Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."

    Este : I mean...

    Alana : I knew it! I knew that was what you were thinking. You're always thinking things, you thinker! You thinker! You think things!

  • Alana : Fuck off, teenagers!

  • Gary Valentine : You say everything twice.

    Alana : I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?

  • Alana : What does your penis look like?

    Lance Brannigan : What?

    Alana : What does your penis look like?

    Lance Brannigan : Like a regular penis, I guess.

    Alana : Is it circumcised?

    Lance Brannigan : Yeah...

    Alana : Then you're a fucking Jew!

  • Matthew : Do you have a boyfriend?

    Alana : Yes and no. I don't know.

    Matthew : Is he a shit?

    Alana : Yeah. Yeah.

    Matthew : They're all shits, aren't they?

  • Alana : 'Soggy Bottom' sounds like someone shit their pants.

  • Alana : I love you, Gary.

  • Alana : You don't have the balls. I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.

    Gary Valentine : I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.

    Alana : What was that?

    Gary Valentine : I said "milady".

  • Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.

    Gary Valentine : It does.

    Alana : No it doesn't.

    Gary Valentine : Yes, it does.

  • Alana : Stop.

    Gary Valentine : What?

    Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop.

    Gary Valentine : Breathing?

    Alana : Yes.

  • Alana : Are you asking me out?

    Gary Valentine : Yes.

    Alana : I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.

    Gary Valentine : You're funny. I'm fifteen.

  • Alana : What's your name?

    Waterbed Ted : Uh, Ted.

    Alana : Ted.

    Waterbed Ted : Yes.

    Alana : Oh, Ted, I love that name.

    Waterbed Ted : Okay...

    Alana : My name's Alana.

    Waterbed Ted : Hi, Alana.

    Alana : Can I come and install the bed for you?

    Waterbed Ted : What?

    Alana : I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.

    Waterbed Ted : Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?

    Alana : Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.

    Waterbed Ted : Oh, yeah?

    Alana : Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.

    Waterbed Ted : Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?

    Alana : Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.

    Waterbed Ted : Sounds like it.

    Alana : He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?

    Waterbed Ted : What's that?

    Alana : I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?

    Waterbed Ted : What's that?

    Alana : A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.

    Waterbed Ted : That sounds great.

  • Gary Valentine : Hello, gorgeous.

    Alana : Hello, handsome.

    Gary Valentine : Come here often?

    Alana : No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.

    Gary Valentine : Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?

    Alana : Well, now that you mention it...

    Gary Valentine : Boyfriend trouble?

    Alana : No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.

    Gary Valentine : Well, that's good.

  • Jon Peters : How about your dad? You have a good relationship with your dad?

    Alana : Yeah.

    Jon Peters : What does he do?

    Alana : Real estate.

    Jon Peters : Did he reach you how to drive? You're good at it! It's not easy... Gary can't do it.

  • Alana : I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?

  • Gary Valentine : I'm not trying to pressure you.

    Alana : You are pressuring me. You are. That's what you're doing.

  • Gary Valentine : I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.

    Alana : You know I'm 25, right? I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend. That's illegal.

    Gary Valentine : You give me hope.

  • Alana : Stop talking so much, slimy.

  • Alana : What are you? You're like a little Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.

  • Gary Valentine : Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.

    Alana : Stop sounding like a philosophy guy, Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later. I'm *not* gonna see you later.

  • Gary Valentine : So, Alana, what are your plans?

    Alana : I don't know.

    Gary Valentine : What's your future look like?

    Alana : I don't know.

  • Alana : Don't be creepy, please. Will you stop with the googly eyes?

  • Alana : Stop.

    Gary Valentine : What?

    Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop!

    Gary Valentine : Breathing?

    Alana : Yes.

  • Gary Valentine : Do you like Japanese food?

    Alana : I don't really know what that is.

  • Alana : You're sweet, Gary. You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16. I'm gonna be here taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30. You're never gonna remember me.

    Gary Valentine : I'm not gonna forget you. Just like you're not gonna forget me.

  • Danielle : Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.

    Alana : Oh, fuck off, Danielle!

  • Alana : Don't call me all the time. Okay? We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that. We're - you know.

    Gary Valentine : I know.

  • Lance Brannigan : I'm an atheist.

    Alana : You're Jewish.

    Lance Brannigan : Well, you're certainly right. I was born into Judaism, but my personal path has led me to atheism. You see, I just can't believe there's a God when I see all the suffering in the world. Vietnam, you know?

  • Frisbee Kahill : Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?

    Alana : No, I'm partners with Gary now.

    Frisbee Kahill : Oh, the "Hand Man." Did he try and get a hand job from you?

    Alana : Yeah, he's asking all the time.

    Frisbee Kahill : Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.

  • Gary Valentine : Let me introduce you to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.

    Alana : I've seen these before. These are far out.

  • Gary Valentine : The bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.

    Alana : Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex. "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.

    Gary Valentine : It doesn't make you hot?

  • Alana : Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?

    Gary Valentine : Because I'm asking you!

  • Alana : Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man. If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.

  • Gary Valentine : So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me? You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?

    Alana : You told me to say yes to everything, remember?

  • Jack Holden : I saw two of my best black friends beheaded in the Congo. I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one. But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.

    Alana : Is this lines or is this real?

  • Alana : I think it's weird.

    Danielle : It is whatever you think it is.

    Alana : I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary and his 15-year-old friends all the time.

  • Alana : If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again. I'll see you tomorrow.

  • Jack Holden : The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets. They're the most important targets in all of Korea. Consequently, they're fortified accordingly. Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds, it's a lifetime.

    Alana : We're going to Korea? I don't understand. But I'm sexy, right?

  • Alana : I need to get my life together.

    Gary Valentine : So, get it together.

  • Alana : Danielle, I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.

  • Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.

    Gary Valentine : It does.

    Alana : It doesn't.

    Gary Valentine : It does.

    Alana : It doesn't. It's about more.

    Gary Valentine : No, it's not.

    Alana : Yes, it is.

    Gary Valentine : No, it's not.

    Alana : Yes, it is.

  • Alana : Are you doing what I think you're doing?

    Gary Valentine : What do you think I'm doing?

  • Alana : You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.

  • Matthew : Do you have a boyfriend?

    Alana : Yes and no. I don't know.

    Matthew : Is he a shit?

    Alana : Yeah. Yeah.

    Matthew : They're all shits, aren't they?

    [Alana hugs Matthew] 

    Matthew : Aw., thank you, sweetheart. You have a very powerful feeling.

  • Alana : Things come easily when they matter so much.

  • Rive Gauche Waiter : May I get you something?

    Alana : Uh - a martini.

    Rive Gauche Waiter : Martini. Vodka or gin?

    Alana : Vodka-gin.

    Rive Gauche Waiter : Would you like an olive or a lime with it?

    Alana : Yes.

    Rive Gauche Waiter : Yeah, madame.

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