Doc Martin (TV Series)

The Admirer (2007)

Martin Clunes: Dr. Martin Ellingham

Quotes 

• Joan Norton : I am going to continue to see Edward. It won't last forever and it certainly isn't true love, but it's what I want. So get used to it.

  [she storms off] 

  Dr. Martin Ellingham : [shouting after her]  Osteoporosis and sexual intercourse on kitchen tables don't mix!

• [earlier in the day, Martin caught Auntie Joan and Edward making love in her kitchen. He left quickly, in disgust and embarrassment. Now Joan has come to see Martin] 

  Joan Norton : If you have a problem with my relationship, let's talk about it.

  Dr. Martin Ellingham : I don't believe it's a real relationship.

  Joan Norton : Oh, and you'd know about that, would you?

  Dr. Martin Ellingham : I know that sex on the kitchen table with a man fifty years your junior does not qualify as a real relationship.