House M.D. (TV Series)
Whatever It Takes (2007)
Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner
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Quotes
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[refering to the CIA agent]
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Who's your friend?
Dr. Gregory House : We use the term "life-partner."
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Taub : What do we do?
Dr. Eric Foreman : I don't know yet.
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole : She needs treatment.
Dr. Amber Volakis : This is a test, right? You're reporting back to him everything we do.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah, and I asked the patient to be uncooperative. Personally, I think she overplayed it.
Dr. Travis Brennan : [to Foreman] She's being uncooperative because you made us all look like idiots.
Dr. Eric Foreman : We're only gonna look like idiots if we can't figure out how to get her to agree to the treatment.
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole : What would House do right now?
Thirteen : Pop a pill, insult us and trick the patient.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : We can do that last part. She's never met House before, has she? Who's got a cane?
Dr. Eric Foreman : House isn't here. We're not gonna act like him.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [while going over the patient's test results] Okay, drum roll. LP is negative for meningitis. Sorry, Cole.
[Cole bites his lower lip and nods his head]
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [to Thirteen] Fat pad biopsy is... Oh, wait for it...
[slowly opens the results]
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : ... negative for amyloidosis! And Thirteen goes down.
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole : Could we hurry this up? My son has...
Dr. Amber Volakis : Can I have a kid too? I'm working too hard.
Taub : I could hook you up.
Dr. Amber Volakis : If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds, I'd take you up on that.
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Dr. Travis Brennan : [about treating the patient for polio] Vitamin C. Extremely high doses. It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : And they haven't finished yet?
Dr. Travis Brennan : They... lost funding.
Dr. Eric Foreman : That's because there's no logical reason Vitamin C would cure polio.
Dr. Travis Brennan : Well, someone thought there was.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Someone thought black people made excellent farm implements.
Dr. Travis Brennan : I'm not talking about hurting anyone. I just wanna force feed her some orange juice.
Dr. Eric Foreman : You wanna throw in some bacon and eggs as well?
Dr. Travis Brennan : If there's anything you learn today, it's gotta be that you can be wrong.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [to Foreman] We're not gonna score any points with House if we solve this just by running your errands.
Dr. Eric Foreman : I get that you want to be right.
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole : You don't?
Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm just trying to save the patient, not score points with my boss.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm sorry. I was stubborn and arrogant.
Dr. Travis Brennan : Self-recriminations won't help her.
Thirteen : Nothing's gonna help her. She's got polio.
Dr. Amber Volakis : There's no cure, but there are treatments.
Dr. Eric Foreman : She's dying.
Taub : Yeah. Every death's a tragedy. Funny how you weren't so depressed when she was just dying because me and Amber screwed up.
Dr. Eric Foreman : And I'm also self-centered. Thanks for clarifying.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Don't forget self-pitying.