How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

We're Not from Here (2007)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• [Robin's recent relationship with an Argentinean named Gael and her switch to more natural habits after her trip are being discussed by the characters at the bar] 

  Barney : Please... vacation romances have an expiration date. Gael's got a 'best if banged by' sticker on him. Once your romance starts to stink, you'll dump his ass down the drain like sour milk, and go back to being "unevolved Robin", the one we actually like. Back me up here, Ted.

  Ted : I'm just happy Robin's happy.

  Barney : I'm telling you: Within three days...

  [Gael approaches] 

  Lily : Oh, here he comes - switch to big words.

  Barney : Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association.

  Robin Scherbatsky : My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses.

  Gael : What are we talking of? Baseball?

  Barney : This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted.

  Ted : I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.

• Barney : [looking at Robin's travel photos]  Whoa. Are you topless? Ted, check this out.

  Ted : Seen 'em.

• Ted : Because I will do a lot to get laid, but I am *not* going to New Jersey!