The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1981)

Matt Zimmerman: Shooty

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• [Cops corner Zaphod] 

  Shooty : We don't want to shoot you, Beeblebrox.

  Zaphod Beeblebrox : Suits me fine.

• Shooty : I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then brag about it in seedy space rangers' bars. I go around gratuitously shooting people, and then I agonize about it afterwards to my girlfriend.

  Bang Bang : And I write novels!

  Shooty : Yeah, he writes them in crayon.

  Bang Bang : Though I haven't had any published yet, so I better warn ya, I'm in a *mean* mood.

• Shooty : Either you all give yourselves up and let us beat you up a little - though not too much, because we are firmly opposed to needless violence - or we blow up this entire planet... and one or two others that we noticed on the way over.