The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1981)

Marc Smith: Bang Bang

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• Zaphod Beeblebrox : Hey, I thought you said you didn't want to shoot us.

  Bang Bang : It isn't easy being a cop.

• Shooty : I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then brag about it in seedy space rangers' bars. I go around gratuitously shooting people, and then I agonize about it afterwards to my girlfriend.

  Bang Bang : And I write novels!

  Shooty : Yeah, he writes them in crayon.

  Bang Bang : Though I haven't had any published yet, so I better warn ya, I'm in a *mean* mood.