Clerks III (2022)

Jason Mewes: Jay

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• Jay : That's how we did it in the '90s, son!

• Dante : Goodnight.

  Randal : 37?

  Dante : That's not a scene, Randal! Stop writing it right now! 37 cannot go in your movie!

  Jay : Shut the fuck up! It's nighttime!

• Jay : You know, there are million fines in the world, dude!

  Randal : Millions of fines? What the hell, man? That's not the line. There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.

  Jay : There are a billion behinds in this world, dude! Whoo!

  Randal : Not billions of behinds. A million of fine looking women.

  Jay : You know, they're killing swines in the world, dude!

  Silent Bob : Jesus fucking Christ, you non-acting fuck! I will do it myself! Ahem... You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but... they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

  Jay : You all-about-evening fuck...

  Silent Bob : Well?

  Randal : Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.