- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [seeing Shepard and Flynn walking towards Gibbs and Mann] Uh-oh... hoh, train wreck. I wanna to look away, but I CAN'T!
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: They weren't married long.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Fourteen months. Top of my class in interrogation.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well remind me to ask for a highly qualified lawyer should I ever be interrogated by you.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: I don't want to be another one of his mistakes, Ducky. I know he's been married three times.
- [awkward pause]
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: *More* than three times?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Perhaps I should get that lawyer now.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My acting Boss says you ain't going anywhere.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What'd you sell and who'd you sell it to?
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: [turns around faces Gibbs] Maybe if you cut me a deal, I'll tell you.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abby.
- [Gibbs moves out of the way, Abby moves forward and punches Rinnert in the nose]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs is trying to get the name of Marsden's date] Name.
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: Stephanie Flynn.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: The woman who was with Jill Reynolds?
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: That's right.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Stephanie Bronwyn Flynn?
- Army Major Eric Sweigart: Yeah.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [quietly to Gibbs] You know her?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. I was married to her.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [about Stephanie] Bring her in for another interview.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Tony and Ziva start to leave] Wait.
- [Tony and Ziva stop]
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: I said bring her in!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And I said wait!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This never turns out well for the kids.
- [Abby has bought the team iPods with her tax refund]
- Abby Sciuto: It's the newest version, Gibbs. It's a hundred and sixty gigabytes. You could download like, forty thousand songs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I only listen to five, Abs.
- Abby Sciuto: Five thousand?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. Five.
- Abby Sciuto: Oh, Gibbs. We really have to broaden your horizons. I could download some of my music for you.
- [Gibbs' phone rings]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: Like Android Lust, or Flesh-Eating Foundation, Green Satan, or Suicide Commando.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [hanging his phone up] Dead Marine.
- Abby Sciuto: Never heard of 'em.
- Stephanie Flynn: [speaking of Gibbs as he's standing nearby] That the look you're talking about?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Yeah, that's it.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Hmmm. Yep we've all seen that look.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Do you have a *problem* with Colonel Mann interviewing your ex-wife?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do I have a choice?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard, Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: No!
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Problem solved!
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: We - we have a - a little issue?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: We?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Do you want to tell her, Agent Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not particularly.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Is this issue going to involve *lawyers*?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: It already did. It's his ex-wife, she's a material witness.
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: You have to go up to go down, right?
- [pushes the elevator button]
- Abby Sciuto: Can I hit him now, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: [after the data has been deleted] Abby, I'm hurt that you think that I'd do this.
- Abby Sciuto: Can I hit him, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
- Stephanie Flynn: Can I ask you a personal question?
- [Director nods]
- Stephanie Flynn: I always had the feeling that you and Jethro had something between eachother, is it true?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Our relationship has always been purely professional.
- [She's lying straight through her teeth]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [watching Colonel Mann interviewing Stephanie] Who do you think is prettier: Ex-wife #3 or future ex-wife #4?
- Officer Ziva David: Colonel Mann is at a disadvantage because of the uniform... Tell me you're *not* trying to imagine her *without* the uniform, Tony!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Crash and Burn, only a matter of time.
- Officer Ziva David: What?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not a what, a whom. Colonel Mann, Gibbs. Army Navy joint operation.
- Officer Ziva David: It could last a lifetime.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Behind the torture, techniques and the contract killings Ziva, you're really just a...
- Officer Ziva David: A whom?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ah whom, not a whom it's more like a what.
- Officer Ziva David: What then!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What then, Ah what nothing
- [leaving the elevator]
- Officer Ziva David: I still just a what?
- D.I. Agent Fred Rinnert: ...a girl!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Block him out. "He's not there", say it.
- Abby Sciuto: He's not there.
- [see Rinnert standing in her lab]
- Abby Sciuto: He's still there.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Close your eyes. Open them and imagine him gone.
- Abby Sciuto: [closes her eyes. Opens them] Didn't work!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [moving behind her] Try it again.
- Abby Sciuto: [closing her eyes] He's not there. He's not there.
- [opens her eyes]
- Abby Sciuto: Still not working, McGee.
- [sound of a door opening/closing]
- Abby Sciuto: McGee?