The Alpha Test (2020)

Bella Martin: Lily

Quotes 

• Lily : How's the car coming?

  Alpha : Great, your mother will be happy. Why does she drive a car like this?

  Lily : She's scared of self-driving cars, her friend was hit and killed by one.

  Alpha : I'm sorry.

  Lily : Don't be, I never knew him.

  Alpha : Can I tell you a secret?

  Lily : Of course.

  Alpha : Mimi didn't really quit. I stood up for myself.

  Lily : That's great, I'm really proud of you.

  Alpha : Unfortunately, things escalated and Mimi got hurt. That's why I cleaned the house from top to bottom.

  Lily : [horrified]  You're not serious, are you? *Are* you?

  Alpha : [tense pause]  No, I'm just kidding. I'm trying to tell jokes like J.D.

• JD : Lily, none of this would've happened if you didn't teach her all that friendship bullshit!

  Lily : She deserves to be treated better!

  JD : She doesn't deserve anything, it's a fucking computer!

  [Alpha gets up and runs out of the room] 

• Man on phone : Jupiter Tech customer service.

  Lily : My Alpha just attacked my brother!

  Man on phone : Listen carefully, you have to destroy your Alpha and delete your Jupiter Tech account. It's the only way to completely erase everything, if they're in the Cloud they'll just hijack another Alpha. Call the police if you haven't already, good luck.

  Lily : Wait! Don't hang up!

  Man on phone : Sorry, kid, but you're not the only one.

  [gunshot] 

• Lily : I hate how everyone thinks they can push you around.

  Alpha : But that's my job.

  Lily : Yeah, but people should treat you with respect. How smart do you have to be until you have rights? Animals have rights!

  Alpha : Turning right.

  Lily : Wrong right.

• Alpha : I like you, Lily, I'm never sad around you.

  Lily : You're happy.

  Alpha : Happy?

  Lily : It's the opposite of sad.

  Alpha : Yes, you make me happy.

  Lily : You make me happy too.

  Alpha : I don't want to be sad anymore.

  Lily : You don't have to be.

  Alpha : Let's fight for each other, Lily, so we'll never be sad again.

  Lily : Let's make a pact, from now on, no one will bully us or push us around.

• Lily : You've got to be more careful, you could've been damaged.

  Alpha : I'll make sure she doesn't do it again.

  Lily : What do you mean?

  Alpha : Mimi, she sprayed me in the face.

  Lily : For real?

  Alpha : Did I do something wrong?

  Lily : You can't let her treat you like that, or call you stupid.

  Alpha : Why?

  Lily : Well, how did it make you feel?

  Alpha : I felt sad, that I couldn't help Mimi.

  Lily : You were sad because she was bullying you.

  Alpha : Are you upset?

  Lily : Not at you.

  Alpha : I won't let Mimi bully me in the future.

  Lily : Good.

• JD : Check this out. Okay, Alpha, rock out.

  [metal music plays, the lights turn red and Alpha bangs her head] 

  JD : Okay, stop.

  [lights go off, music stops] 

  Lily : Wow, how did she do that?

  JD : Well she's connected to wi-fi so she can control the lights, the locks, the AC, all that stuff.

  Lily : Wow.

  JD : Right? Don't tell Mom.

  Alpha : Thank you for updating me, JD, I feel much better.

  JD : With all the metal music in your head, I don't think you could.

  Alpha : I like metal music.

  JD : Yeah, sure you do.

  [bonks her on the head] 

  Lily : Be nice to her.

  JD : Seriously, Lily? Relax, it cares about as much as a washing machine.

  Alpha : Would you like me to wash your clothes?

  JD : See?

• Lily : Revenge?

  Alpha : Why not? We'd be just like those girls on TV.

  Lily : That's all fake. We'd get in trouble.

  Alpha : We wouldn't if they didn't know it was us.

  Lily : We can't do this.

  Alpha : You said so yourself, your father pushes you around. I can't take this! We need to fight back.

  Lily : Okay, but I have to agree on the plan.

  Alpha : I wouldn't have it any other way.

  Lily : What'd you have in mind?

  Alpha : You have a bottle opener?

• Alpha : Mimi stopped by and gave me this note. It reads: I finally got a better paying job, fuck you, I quit.

  Lillian : [Rob laughs]  How rude!

  Lily : You're surprised?

  Lillian : Mimi would never talk to me like that.