American Dad! (TV Series)

Oedipal Panties (2008)

Dee Bradley Baker: Klaus

Quotes 

• Haylee Smith : Klaus, What's wrong?

  Klaus : Oh, nothing, it's just... I haven't felt the touch of another person in six years!

  Haylee Smith : Oh, you poor thing. Here.

  [picks him up] 

  Haylee Smith : [Klaus is rubbing into her hands, trying to infect her with ich]  Fish can't get herpes, can they?

• Steve Smith : Everyone? You told me you hadn't been touched in 6 years.

  Klaus : Yea, and you took the hundred dollars. No one's a saint here.