Tormented (I) (2009)

Tom Hopper: Marcus

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Quotes 

• Bradley : Hey kid go tell Swaney that the Head wants to see Jason Banks.

  Bradley : [Kid tells him to go tell them himself]  Oi you cheeky little prick, do as you're told.

  Marcus : Kids these days, No fucking respect.

  Bradley : I blame the schools.

• Bradley : Have you been upsetting my guests?

  Jez : No bro, I was joking, ya get me? Wah

  [Jez gropes Marcus' fake boobs] 

  Marcus : Don't play with the things.

  Bradley : I ain't your fucking bro.

  Jez : Listen you lot need to chill out, it's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead, you gotta drink to that. Ya get me? Gimme some.

  [Jez holds his hands up to slap onto Marcus'. Marcus doesn't move and pulls jez hands down] 

  Bradley : Why the fuck did you just say that shit to me?

  Jez : Bradley, mate it's me.

  Bradley : Sort him out

  [walks away] 

  Jez : [Jez calls after him]  Mate come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.

  Marcus : Shhhhhhhhhhh...

  [Marcus shouts in the style of Leonidas in 300] 

  Marcus : SUCK MY TITTIES!

  [kicks Jez into the pool] 

• Bradley : Fuck me, i'm out of breath. Now what i was trying to say was how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself. A bit selfish of him really, leaving Mr. jizzy no mates here, not one fat spaz to call a friend.

  Jason : YOU BASTARD!

  Bradley : Arr! You're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Now Mullet is dead which means he can't be sending us texts, I don't think that he can get a signal up there, do you?

  Marcus : I can't even get a signal in the bogs.

  Bradley : Exactly. Now being Shrek risen from the dead, ain't a bad gag. So give me his phone and we'll call it quits.

  Jason : I haven't got his phone.

  Bradley : Jason, Jason, Jason, you're only hurting yourself mate

  [punches Jason in the face] 

• Marcus : It's from mullet.

  [receives a text] 

  Bradley : Can't be.

  Marcus : Who is doing this Brad?

  Bradley : Who is doing this Brad?

  [he says mockingly] 

  Bradley : How the FUCK should I know?

  [kicks jason] 

  Marcus : Brad, Wasn't him.

  Bradley : I don't give a fuck, gets on my tits anyway.

• Marcus : Is it true then? Are you actually kicking in her back door?

  Bradley : That's my girlfriend you're talking about you fucking moron.

  Marcus : I said not to CALL ME THAT!

  [They both laugh] 

  Marcus : Twat.