Rock Monster (2008 TV Movie)

Alicia Lagano: Toni

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Quotes 

• Toni : If I have to listen to Warren bitch about his kidneys being jostled by the bus or his feet swelling up from walking or his allergies acting up from the trees, I am going to hurt him - badly!

  Jason : Have you ever taken a deep, dark look at yourself, your hostility towards the opposite sex? Are you sure you're not into... girls?

  Toni : Oh, you wish.

• [Warren cuts himself on a rusty sword] 

  Jason : How bad is it?

  Warren : It bloody hurts! I'm going to get lockjaw, aren't I?

  Toni : Pah! We can only hope.

  [Jason glares at her] 

  Toni : What? I just think it would be a nice reprieve from his constant prattling.

• [silent villagers menacingly approach the young Americans] 

  Toni : Ahh, pod people - ten o'clock.

• Toni : Forgive them. They're monosyllabic on a good day, but on others - nothing.

• [the boys admire the lovely Cassandra] 

  Benny : Dude - she's a ten!

  Warren : Eleven.

  Jason : *Twelve.*

  Toni : Congratulations, boys, you can count.

• [on The Colonel's basement arsenal] 

  Toni : Eclectic... post-Soviet Martha Stewart crossed with supply sergeant.

• Farm Boy : [holding a wedding ring]  Be my wife... Well?

  [Toni and the Farm Boy kiss passionately] 

  Toni : Let's just live in sin.