- Moss: [returning from floor 7] Unbelievable. Some brainiac disabled his firewall which means that all of the computers on floor 7 are teeming with viruses, plus, I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs because the lift is broken *again!*
- Jen: [upset] Oh my God.
- Roy: What?
- Jen: Oh my God!
- Roy: What, wha-what is it?
- Jen: Denholm's dead!
- Moss: Oh yes, and Denholm's dead!
- Denholm Reynholm: [Denholm speaking via video-will at his funeral, in front of the entire company] There's one more thing, Douglas. But it's for your ears, only. So i want you to stop the tape, take it home, and watch it again later in private.
- Douglas: But these are my new family, father. I hold no secrets from them.
- Denholm Reynholm: Ok, Douglas now we're alone, I can speak frankly. You may well receive a visit from the police at some point concerning irregularities in the pension fund.
- Douglas: Turn that off.
- Denholm Reynholm: I've been using a very creative accountant, recently released from jail to manage what I call, a suck fund.
- Douglas: Where's the remote?
- Denholm Reynholm: Now a suck fund...
- Douglas: [Ripping the DVD player from the TV] I'll do it myself. Goodbye, Father! Right. I'm off. I'll see you all on Monday,