Outnumbered (TV Series)

The School Run (2007)

Ramona Marquez: Karen Brockman

Quotes 

• Pete : So Ben sent an email pretending to be you?

  Karen : Mum!

  Sue : Well actually...

  Karen : Mum!

  Sue : She's got nits. I'm halfway through.

  Pete : Oh God, it's these parents isn't it. They know their kids have got them and they just merrily pack them off to school.

  Sue : [grimacing guiltily]  I know.

• Sue : You can't play with a nit can you?

  Karen : You can. You can play, like, I-Spy.

• Karen : [explaining that fairies can be lethal]  They can fly down your throat and turn your heart into a pumpkin then your blood stops running and then you die.

• Karen : What's a hypocrite?

  Pete : Um. Well if said to you "you mustn't eat all the cake" and then I ate all the cake myself I'd be a hypocrite.